Buzzfeed put together this list and as soon as I saw it I burst out laughing because this is SO TRUE!! It’s a list of slightly messed up things that most of us moms have secretly done. I am here to keep it real and admit that I have absolutely violated them all… some repeatedly and multiple times daily:

1. You’ve picked the picture where you looked best to post on social media, even if it was the shot where your kid was looking crazy. (Yup. To be fair though I have also posted hideous pictures of myself too, well we’re all hideous in this one:)

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this should be our Christmas card

2. You’ve thrown away your kid’s “art,” and if they saw it in the trashcan, you totally acted like it was an accident. (Ok, c’mon, you can’t keep it all. I’ve been caught so many times and I feel terrible every time. Here’s a couple keepers that’ll go in the memory box though:)

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Evan, age 3

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Lilah, age 5

3. You’ve picked mom friends based on who has the same interests as you, not the same interest as your kid.

4. You’ve counted swimming as a bath. (Duh, all summer long)

5. You’ve told your kid the food was “spicy” because you didn’t want to share. (yup, my Rubio’s burrito)

6. You’ve told your kid a store was “closed” so you wouldn’t have to go. (Totally, Gepetto’s)

7. You’ve taken money out of your kid’s piggy bank when you didn’t have cash. (I swear I put it back… I did, didn’t I?)

8. You’ve gone through the drive-thru without your kid and eaten in your car so you can enjoy a few minutes of dining alone. (sometimes I just want to eat a Chalupa in silence)

9. You’ve gotten a sample for “your kid” at Costco when it was really just so you could have another one. (Yup. That cheesy chicken pita thing)

10. You’ve said “uh huh” to something your kid asked when you actually weren’t listening at all. (too many times a day to count)

Here’s the full list:


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